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These are some lies we made up about Christmas.
A lady gripping her head next to her arm is repeatedly made out marching by the side of a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Christmas.
The ghost of a young-looking lady having on a bloody dress has allegedly been seen on one or two instances in Christmas Park around midnight covering a dead body by a big rock. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
A centaur can be noticed very often mid stream in Christmas Creek reading a pamphlet.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has every now and then been distinguished on the pinnacle of Paw Paw Mound after midnight staring at the view.
An enormous baboon has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Christmas
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Other untruthful towns near Christmas, Florida:
Titusville, Florida, 12 miles away
Mims, Florida, 13 miles away
Cocoa, Florida, 14 miles away
Geneva, Florida, 17 miles away
Oviedo, Florida, 17 miles away
Scottsmoor, Florida, 17 miles away
Merritt Island, Florida, 21 miles away
Orlando, Florida, 21 miles away
Winter Park, Florida, 22 miles away
Rockledge, Florida, 22 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Christmas
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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