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These are some lies we made up about Chipley.
A giant hartebeest can from time to time be noticed staggering through a Chipley neighborhood churchyard.
A fantastically terrifying spirit was witnessed in Alex Bay at midnight struggling to deposit a dead body. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else near. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy materialized being in an abandoned house in Chipley.
A space invader from outer space was witnessed slurping water from Falling Water late at night.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand materialized standing by a secluded highway near Chipley. When the watcher became visible the ghost ran off. Anyhow, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
A Pterodactyl was seen twinkling a light in a rubber boat on Blue
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Lake.
The ghost of an old woman carrying a pistol was observed in Falling Waters State Park late at night pulling a cadaver through some bushes. The appearance of the eye witness alarmed the spirit who then vanished.
A space alien is often spotted rearranging orbs around right by Falling Waters State Park.
An alien traveler from
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another galaxy is known to have been distinguished on a few instances traveling on a Harley on a gloomy road close to Chipley.
An extremely large impala may repeatedly be perceived surveying the scenery from the apex of Chalk Hill around midnight.
A space invader from planet Venus may be observed over and over again after midnight examining Rattlesnake Head in detail.
The ghost of a flight attendant has once in a while been perceived looking across Spring Hollow very late at night. In any event, this phantom undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is sometimes spotted at Alligator Creek around midnight flinging pieces of wood into the flow.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions demolishing a shoe near the water at Tiller Bay. Locals who have seen this phantom argue this phantom likes startling foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Chipley.
The alien commander of an alien
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spaceship may occasionally be noticed in a house in Chipley.
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Ghost Sightings From Chipley
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Ghost Sightings From Chipley
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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