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These are some lies we made up about Chiefland.
An enormous lynx was spotted reading a newspaper in the middle of a desolate highway near Chiefland after midnight.
An alien from planet Mars was noticed staying in an empty home in Chiefland.
The Loch Ness Monster has regularly been noticed standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Chiefland.
A fluorescent human person has supposedly been distinguished on several instances at night fluttering over Cook Sink.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may be distinguished very frequently mounted on a scooter on a shady road near Chiefland. A number of of the folks who live here claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Chiefland resident. One thing's for certain, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that is better not interrupted.
A very large fawn has once in a while been distinguished in a flat in Chiefland.
The ghost of a youthful man wearing a winter jacket is occasionally spotted flickering a flash light right by
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the entrance to Crystal River Archaeological State Park. Any which way, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you would not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from outer space has been said to have been seen on several occasions in a Chiefland trailer.
A beheaded guy has frequently been made out emerging in
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a mirror. It's been said that this specific ghost is that of a local who resided here in Chiefland some time ago.
A big menacing ogre is repeatedly witnessed in the early morning hours rushing after a passing car on a shady highway near Chiefland.
A giant mountain goat is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A space invader can regularly be seen raking leaves in the yard of a building in Chiefland.
Vincent van Gogh has every now and then been perceived by a woman hunting in a forest near Chiefland.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is occasionally seen relaxing on a sofa in a mobile home in Chiefland.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg chopped off has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions excavating a crater next to a streetlamp in Chiefland. According to the local residents, this ghost likes startling foolish folks who dare to disturb the peace in Chiefland.
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Ghost Sightings From Chiefland
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Ghost Sightings From Chiefland
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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