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These are some lies we made up about Chattahoochee.
Issac Newton can repeatedly be perceived in a shoe store in the Chattahoochee area.
The chilling ghost of a Hun can be noticed frequently by Jim Woodruff Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
A space man from Venus is every so often witnessed by Crooked Creek reading a newspaper.
A space alien from another planet is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions guzzling water from Sinai Spring at night.
A giant opossum has frequently been distinguished in Three Rivers State Park before dawn sobbing.
A very large chipmunk is often noticed trying on clothes in a Chattahoochee house.
An alien has been observed on a few occasions struggling up from a storm drain on a Chattahoochee avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large colt may be perceived frequently performing a piece of music on an accordion in a Chattahoochee apartment.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has once in a while been distinguished
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at Chattahoochee State Park frightening folks.
A scary skeleton has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Chattahoochee house; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror. Some of the folks here claim this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Chattahoochee local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Chattahoochee
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Ghost Sightings From Chattahoochee
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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