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These are some lies we made up about Century.
A giant coyote is repeatedly distinguished hurling bricks into the stream at Big Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female with a machete in her head has supposedly been distinguished on several instances at night checking out Sandy Hollow in detail. Whatever people articulate, it's a menacing phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior can frequently be made out playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Century home.
A giant kinkajou has now and then been spotted up on Rocky Mound yelling at the bystander to stay away.
An martian explorer from space is from time to time noticed in a Century highschool before sunrise strolling the hallways.
A very large lamb has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Century building; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack carrying a big axe can now
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and then be seen piling boulders right by Claude D. Kelley State Park. Many residents assert this phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a local person who used to live here in Century.
An enormous marten was perceived looking for a glove next to a parked car in a Century parking lot after midnight.
A space man from Mars came into
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sight in a Century area hardware store, marching the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy became visible taking a rest at a coffee table in a Century mobile home having a fish.
The creepy ghost of a Gaul was perceived striding through a home in Century. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody other near.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was distinguished being carried by a horse by the side of a highway outside Century.
An alien tourist from another planet has frequently been observed striding through an apartment right next door to Century.
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Ghost Sightings From Century
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Ghost Sightings From Century
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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