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A colossal colt was witnessed before sunrise flying across Double Sink.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs emerged in a raft on Beltons Millpond howling at the watcher to stay away.
A woman's body with a raccoon's head was made out in a mirror in a Center Hill home; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed frequently in the neighborhood.
A space invader from deep space has repeatedly been witnessed throwing bricks by Daniels Lake.
A man with the head of a beast is repeatedly observed in a flat outside Center Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Center Hill
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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