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These are some lies we made up about Cedar Key.
A space man can occasionally be observed hollowing out an opening in Cedar Key after midnight.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack gripping a large axe was perceived in Corrigan Reef at midnight demolishing a glove. This is one of those phantoms that is perceived often in the vicinity.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up creeping out of Black Point Swamp soaked in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Leonardo da Vinci was observed up on Hodgson Hill slurping water.
A terrifying skeleton materialized at the water at Black Point smoking a pipe. The bystander fled after he spotted the phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Key
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
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