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The Wizard of Oz has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances watching shows in a Casselberry living room late at night.
A very large lion can from time to time be seen on a Casselberry lane at night.
An alien voyager from another planet was spotted by Crane Strand drinking soda pop.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart appeared on the water's edge of Bear Gully Lake smoking a pipe.
A very large lemur was perceived in Big Tree Park in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a book.
A centaur came into view by Caldwell Point looking for someone.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon was perceived hurling chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Bear Creek very late at night.
A space man from another planet has often been observed looking down into the water at Cabbage Hammock Point very late at night.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun is often witnessed looking at a man snoozing on the floor in a residence
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in Casselberry. Based on what the local residents declare, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Casselberry local resident.
An extremely large mare has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions trying to snatch something down beside Clifton Springs before sunrise.
A gigantic mole may be distinguished very often before
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dawn staring over Marl Bed Flats.
A huge moose has sometimes been made out trying on a jacket in a Casselberry trailer.
A fairly rotten human corpse is sometimes observed yelling names in Blue Springs State Park at the park headquarters. Scores of people who live here say this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Casselberry some decades ago.
A woman burning, hauling a kerosene container has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Casselberry. Residents here who have seen this ghost argue this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Casselberry.
An extraterrestrial may now and then be witnessed staring crossly at the viewer quite near Canaveral National Seashore.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has regularly been witnessed musicalizing on a xylophone in a Casselberry building.
Nicolaus Copernicus is often noticed in a Casselberry secondary school very late at night staggering the corridors.
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youthful girl in a blood-splattered wedding gown has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions in a mirror in a Casselberry residence; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror. Residents argue that this spirit likes scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking spirits in Casselberry.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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