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These are some lies we made up about Caryville.
A woman lacking a head has purportedly been perceived on a few instances looking for a bag by Beaver Bay. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Caryville a long time ago.
A giant bison may repeatedly be seen in the middle of Blue Creek swallowing apple juice.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been seen down by Blue Spring at midnight smoking a cigar.
Ludwig van Beethoven is from time to time spotted talking into the air beside the water's edge at Horseshoe Lake.
The phantom of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions reading a pamphlet by Bearpen Bend. Loads of people who live here claim this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Caryville long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Caryville
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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