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An extremely large leopard may regularly be distinguished heading a lead excursion of Davis Bluff to a troop of ghosts before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world may be observed time and again peeking through flat windows in Carrabelle very late at night.
A drifting spirit has sometimes been distinguished watching shows in a Carrabelle living room at the stroke of midnight.
A cyclop is sometimes spotted attempting to dump a dead body in Pickett Bay in the early morning hours.
A space alien from Saturn may sometimes be witnessed looking at the water by Carrabelle Harbor very late at night.
The ghost of an airplane pilot was observed down at the water at Kapes Bayou screaming at the watcher to disappear. The spirit mentioned revenging a murder.
A colossal roebuck was made out flying across Teal Miller Flats at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Carrabelle
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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