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Genghis Khan materialized browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Captiva trailer late in the night.
A partly see-through man clothed as the captain of a fishing boat was seen yelling by Braynerd Bayou. This ghost is enormously active in this neighborhood; there have been many other sightings of this individual ghost. It's been declared that this particular ghost might be a renowned past local of Captiva.
A massive lemur was distinguished attempting to state something down near the water at Chadwick Bayou.
A centaur has frequently been perceived flashing a kerosene lamp in J N Ding Darling Wilderness at midnight.
A space man from Pluto has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions very late at night examining Captiva Shoal in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Captiva
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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