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These are some lies we made up about Cape Coral.
A gargantuan alligator has frequently been witnessed wandering through a home in Cape Coral.
A gigantic dugong is regularly observed in Long Bar late at night trying to locate a person.
A medusa has allegedly been perceived on a few instances sobbing down by the water at Cattle Dock Point.
A giant armadillo may repeatedly be made out staring by Hancock Creek.
A large chilling ogre may be seen often marching through a mobile home right next door to Cape Coral.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has now and then been observed in Jewfish Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to conceal a cadaver.
A space invader from Saturn is sometimes seen at a public phone in Cape Coral making a phone call.
A giant beaver can occasionally be noticed staggering through a Cape Coral vicinity churchyard.
A female with her head and right arm and right leg separated has regularly been perceived
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right by Cayo Costa State Park frightening people.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is repeatedly perceived crying out names alongside a wild highway close to Cape Coral before dawn.
A giant bull may often be observed spending time in an uninhabited farmhouse in Cape Coral.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a bloody
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sword can be observed very frequently standing by a wild road close to Cape Coral.
Ludwig van Beethoven has now and then been noticed being carried by a bike on a shady road close to Cape Coral.
A space invader is occasionally noticed in a mobile home in Cape Coral.
A gigantic ocelot has been spotted on one or two occasions in a Cape Coral mobile home.
An armed forces outfit marching about with no body in it can every so often be perceived emerging in a bedroom mirror. In any case, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet was noticed taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Cape Coral.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched female was spotted before dawn hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Cape Coral. When witnessed the ghost came near the watcher who then escaped. Several of the people who live in this town argue this spirit enjoys frightening
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people who are bold enough to disturb the silence in Cape Coral. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Coral
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Coral
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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