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A very large lion was made out sipping blood from a jar in Jetty Park in the early morning hours.
An ET from space was spotted sending a packet at a Cape Canaveral post office.
Vasco da Gama has repeatedly been seen gazing at the water by East Basin in the early morning hours.
A woman with a blue face has allegedly been made out on a small number of occasions glancing across West Basin late in the night. A lot of residents claim this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who dare to disrupt the quiet in Cape Canaveral.
A very large dormouse can repeatedly be made out articulating into the air as if someone in addition was present.
A massive reptile has every now and then been made out mid stream in Crane Creek searching for somebody.
The ghost of a mail carrier is now and then noticed in Flatboat Creek late at night struggling to hide a dead body.
A man's body with the head of a bat may every so often be
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seen howling in Shortys Banks around midnight.
A colossal armadillo has often been perceived trying to verbalize something near the water at Buck Point.
A giant basilisk is repeatedly seen walking a Sheepdog at night on a gloomy Cape Canaveral street.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant has allegedly been distinguished on a handful
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of occasions peeping through residence windows in Cape Canaveral around midnight.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may frequently be perceived going through garbage container on a Cape Canaveral lane.
A huge mouse can be observed very often appearing menacing outside the entrance to Canaveral National Seashore.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world has now and then been seen pointing at the witness in Sebastian Inlet State Park quite near the ranger station.
An alien from another galaxy is now and then distinguished on a Cape Canaveral lane before sunrise.
An alien has been perceived on many occasions suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Cape Canaveral.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer can now and then be perceived in a clothing store in the Cape Canaveral neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Canaveral
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Canaveral
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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