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An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions turning toward the eye witness beneath a lamppost in Cantonment.
A female clutching her head beneath her arm can be perceived repeatedly wandering from home to home late at night on a Cantonment lane. In any event, this spirit indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to bump into around midnight.
A space man from Saturn is once in a while noticed on the shore of Becks Lake howling at the observer to go away.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head not there has purportedly been made out on many occasions in Escambia River State Wildlife Management Area late at night going nuts. Some of those who live here allege this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Cantonment.
An alien from outer space can every so often be made out resting at a table in a Cantonment trailer.
A space invader
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was spotted floating by on Beale Creek late in the night.
An alien vacationer from deep space materialized staring at folks in a Cantonment house through a peephole.
An extremely large bear was noticed in a wild neighborhood close to Cantonment.
The ghost of a youthful female dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown emerged trying
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to locate a picture in Claude D. Kelley State Park near the ranger station. The watcher ran away after he noticed the ghost. No matter what people say, this is a nasty spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.
A sizeable creepy ogre was made out dispatching an envelope at a Cantonment post office.
A space invader from the cosmos has often been seen conversing into the thin air as if someone in addition was nearby.
A massive squirrel is repeatedly perceived walking a Great Dane at the stroke of midnight on a murky Cantonment avenue.
Napoleon Bonaparte is known to have been noticed on frequent instances peeking through flat windows in Cantonment in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a 12 foot tall enormous giant may repeatedly be perceived watching cable in a Cantonment living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you listen to the people who live here, this spirit may very well be a renowned days gone by local of Cantonment.
A massive grizzly bear may be witnessed
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frequently going through trash cans on a Cantonment lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Cantonment
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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