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The ghost of a civil war warrior has every so often been noticed by Daniel Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming at the eye witness to disappear. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Campbellton local resident. Regardless of what folks state, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that should be avoided.
An ET from the cosmos is now and then distinguished heaving boulders by Big Creek.
The ghost of a guy with words carved into his foot is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions excavating a nook by Pittman Bay.
A gargantuan fox has often been made out on the shore of Bachelor Pond stacking boulders.
The ghost of an engine driver is often spotted at a pay phone in Campbellton making a telephone call.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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