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These are some lies we made up about Callahan.
A woman without a head is known to have been spotted on several instances walking a Poodle late at night on a shady Callahan lane.
An ET from planet Pluto may repeatedly be seen peeping through residence windows in Callahan around midnight.
A colossal lynx may be made out very often carving a nook by Alligator Creek.
A sasquatch has every now and then been noticed in Spell Swamp at night attempting to conceal a corpse.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck is occasionally seen watching cable in a Callahan living room at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be steered clear of.
An ET from space can every now and then be distinguished trying to locate an object in Big Talbot Island State Park at the park headquarters.
A man lacking a head is repeatedly observed on a Callahan residential road before sunrise.
A space man has supposedly been noticed
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on frequent instances by the entrance to Castillo De San Marcos National Monument smoking a cigar.
An extremely large armadillo can be distinguished repeatedly looking at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a house in Callahan.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has occasionally been noticed in a supermarket in the Callahan area.
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sizeable creepy beast is sometimes spotted crawling out from a drain hole on a Callahan avenue on a dark night.
An ET from planet Mercury has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions poking around in mailboxes late at night in Callahan.
An alien from another planet was observed playing a melody on a flute in a Callahan building.
The martian commander of a UFO came into view in a mirror in a Callahan house; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
An alien vacationer from deep space was witnessed in a residence near Callahan.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy emerged in a Callahan area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A massive budgerigar was spotted pushing orbs around before dawn on a sidewalk in Callahan.
A gargantuan otter was noticed resting at a coffee table in a Callahan flat appearing scary.
A gigantic whale has frequently been spotted marching through a house in Callahan.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions traveling on a mule next to a road right next door to Callahan.
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Ghost Sightings From Callahan
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Ghost Sightings From Callahan
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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