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A Centrosaurus may be spotted frequently watching TV in a Bushnell living room at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a bum has every so often been seen searching through trash container on a Bushnell street.
The ghost of a young-looking lady covered in blood is every so often spotted on a Bushnell street in the early morning hours.
An ET has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions gazing at a woman sleeping on the floor in a house in Bushnell.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body may from time to time be witnessed trying on clothes in a Bushnell building. Several of the people who live in this town say this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Bushnell.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Bushnell.
An ET from Pluto showed up performing a tune on a flute in a Bushnell residence.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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