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These are some lies we made up about Bushnell.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was made out pulling a cadaver over the grass in Dade Battlefield Historic State Park late in the night.
A large scary ogre was seen trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shady highway in close proximity to Bushnell.
A colossal musk deer has regularly been witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise looking across Clark Prairie.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in an army uniform is frequently noticed attempting to dump a body in Bear Creek on a dark night. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos is known to have been made out on one or two occasions in DeWitt Scrub on a dark night climbing a big tree.
A colossal ocelot may regularly be observed by Shady Brook piling boulders.
A gargantuan hamster has every now and then been distinguished gulping blood from a glass by the water at Marshall Bay.
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lady with a knife sticking out of her head is occasionally observed seeking a picture on the water's edge of Beltons Millpond. Whatever people express, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a person inside is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions posting a parcel
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at a Bushnell post office.
A partly transparent man outfitted as the skipper of a ship can once in a while be noticed guzzling diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Bushnell. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman wearing a confederate uniform is repeatedly perceived walking a Collie in the early morning hours on a murky Bushnell residential road. Locals here claim that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Bushnell.
The ghost of a bound up guy is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions reading a newsletter outside the entrance to Crystal River Archaeological State Park. A woman who lives here asserts that this phantom may very well be a recognized yesteryear native of Bushnell. Anyhow, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you don't want to meet late at night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may regularly be distinguished peeking
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through house windows in Bushnell very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bushnell
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Ghost Sightings From Bushnell
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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