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These are some lies we made up about Bryceville.
An extremely large porcupine appeared struggling to state something in Cary State Forest late in the night.
An alien traveler from another galaxy was observed before sunrise creeping out of Baldwin Bay soaked in slime.
The phantom of a train driver was observed heaving rocks into the current at Brandy Branch before dawn. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the night. In any case, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
Alexander the Great has regularly been perceived trying to flag down cars in the middle of a murky highway outside Bryceville.
The phantom of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead moose is frequently spotted slurping gas from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Bryceville.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryceville
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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