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The ghost of an old prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand has been said to have been seen on several occasions in a Brooksville school in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the halls. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Brooksville many years ago.
A space invader from another world has frequently been seen in a residence close to Brooksville.
A very large donkey is often witnessed in a Brooksville area clothing store, marching the aisles.
The ghost of a waitress has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions appearing bloodcurdling late at night on a lawn in Brooksville.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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