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These are some lies we made up about Brooker.
Cinderella can regularly be spotted riding on a stallion by the side of a highway outside Brooker.
An extremely large duckbill may be witnessed repeatedly turning toward the onlooker in the middle of Braggs Branch.
A drifting spirit has every so often been made out by Mud Swamp screaming at the viewer to go away.
The spirit of a jet pilot is sometimes distinguished strolling through a trailer next to Brooker. A woman who lives here asserts that this phantom may very well be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Brooker. Regardless of what people utter, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space man from another world has been spotted on a few instances at a pay phone in Brooker using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooker
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Ghost Sightings From Brooker
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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