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These are some lies we made up about Bronson.
A space man from outer space has sometimes been perceived at night looking across Cherry Sink.
An ET is once in a while perceived on the apex of Spring Hill on a dark night glancing at the vista.
Vincent van Gogh has been said to have been perceived on many instances laundering a blood-splattered rag in Blue Springs before sunrise.
A woman with an axe in her head can every so often be spotted in Deerpen Pond late in the night attempting to deposit a body. People who have noticed this phantom assert this phantom could be the soul of a resident who died here in Bronson before the present. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
A massive hartebeest has repeatedly been perceived attempting to touch something in the early morning hours before sunrise by a mailbox in Bronson.
A huge chinchilla is repeatedly observed having a seat at the dining table in a Bronson home twinkling a flash light.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has allegedly been made out on several occasions strolling through a building in Bronson.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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