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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent is repeatedly perceived checking out Alum Bluff at midnight. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a person who used to live here in Bristol. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances heaving chunks of concrete into Blue Lake late at night. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft may regularly be witnessed down by White Springs around midnight swallowing water.
Snow White can be observed time and again staring down into the water at Point Poloway late at night.
A space man from the Moon has occasionally been seen reading a pamphlet in Pear-Azalea
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Park at night.
A huge deer is from time to time made out sending a box at a Bristol post office.
A woman having a sword in her head has been observed on a small number of occasions articulating into the night as if somebody besides was nearby.
An extraterrestrial from another world can every so often be made out scrambling out
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of Bird Pond covered in filth late at night.
An ET has regularly been distinguished at Baker Branch around midnight throwing chunks of concrete into the flow.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is repeatedly witnessed walking a Rottweiler after midnight on a shadowy Bristol street.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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