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These are some lies we made up about Branford.
A female with her arms separated can be perceived frequently having a seat at the dining table in a Branford mobile home. One thing's for certain, it's a frightening phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
A huge kid has sometimes been observed eating a chicken drumstick down beside Little River Springs around midnight.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally perceived dragging a body through some bushes in Troy Spring State Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered sword is rumored to have been seen on several instances pulling a body from the cold water of Little River around midnight.
Aladdin may sometimes be observed staring at people in a Branford residence through a window.
An army uniform walking around without a body in it was distinguished in Ichetucknee Springs State Park right by the ranger station sobbing. The witness was frightened and ran away. Nevertheless, it certainly is a terrifying
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ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a terribly charred lady appeared in a secluded location close to Branford. The ghost saluted the viewer.
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Ghost Sightings From Branford
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Ghost Sightings From Branford
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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