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These are some lies we made up about Brandon.
A dark rat that shape-shifted into a woman was noticed scaring folks beside Buckhorn Spring on a dark night. Many accounts of this ghost have been reported.
An alien was noticed at Bell Creek at night chucking pebbles into the water.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was distinguished at a pay phone in Brandon using the phone.
The ghost of a youthful lady outfitted as a maid has repeatedly been distinguished scrambling out of Jerry Pond drenched in slime at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for certain, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal puppy is often distinguished going nuts down a deserted road close to Brandon very late at night.
An martian vacationer from another world has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances spending time in a deserted dwelling in Brandon.
The phantom of a dispossessed gentleman may often be perceived standing by a wild highway next to Brandon.
A huge ram may
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be seen often swallowing blood from a cup in Caladesi Island State Park outside the park headquarters.
A bloodcurdling being has occasionally been made out in an apartment in Brandon.
The spirit of a copper-miner is sometimes witnessed in a Brandon house. A lot of people who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was
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killed while passing through Brandon many years ago. Anyhow, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A huge raccoon is known to have been perceived on numerous instances strolling in the middle of a desolate highway close to Brandon.
A gargantuan llama has repeatedly been perceived coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
The phantom of a man clothed as a store clerk is often witnessed around midnight pursuing a passing pickup on a shadowy road in close proximity to Brandon. Locals here who have made out this ghost say this ghost loves terrifying people who are bold enough to disrupt the tranquility in Brandon.
An alien from planet Mercury can frequently be spotted mowing the lawn in the side garden of a home in Brandon.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can be perceived very frequently by an old woman fishing by a lake outside Brandon.
The ghost of a guy wearing a sheriff uniform has sometimes been seen sitting in a chair in a house in Brandon.
The phantom of
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a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions attempting to exclaim something underneath a streetlight in Brandon. In any event, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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