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These are some lies we made up about Bradenton.
The ghost of an engine driver may repeatedly be seen in De Soto National Memorial after midnight smoking a pipe. One thing is for sure, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into late at night.
The phantom of a seriously mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar may be seen frequently up on Portavant Indian Mound reading a pamphlet.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a rope around her neck is from time to time made out appearing in a restroom mirror. In any event, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that any wise person would not want to bump into.
An enormously bloodcurdling ghost may every now and then be distinguished in the center of Critical Creek yelling. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Bradenton before the present.
An ET from deep space has regularly been witnessed in The Bulkhead before sunrise looking.
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ghost of an old female carrying a shot gun is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions at Manatee County Beach at midnight taking a swim. Scores of local residents assert this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Bradenton some time ago.
The spirit of an old Indian chief may be made out over and over again looking down
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into the water at Beville Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial has now and then been distinguished by Bishops Bayou frightening people.
A dark cat that turned into a lady is occasionally distinguished taking a rest in a beanbag in a house right next door to Bradenton.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has supposedly been perceived on many instances in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can once in a while be noticed mowing the lawn in the front garden of a house in Bradenton.
A very large boar was witnessed in Caladesi Island State Park near the park headquarters going out of control.
A space invader materialized by an old man hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Bradenton.
A large terrifying dragon was seen relaxing on a sofa in a flat in Bradenton.
A very large gemsbok appeared marching from mobile home to mobile
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home before dawn on a Bradenton street.
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Ghost Sightings From Bradenton
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Ghost Sightings From Bradenton
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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