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Aristotle has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions covering a body by a big boulder in Jack Cabler Park at midnight.
An extremely large canary may often be seen talking into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
A space alien can be perceived very frequently walking a dog around midnight on a shady Boynton Beach avenue.
A giant orangutan has occasionally been noticed looking through home windows in Boynton Beach at night.
An enormous chimpanzee is occasionally made out watching shows in a Boynton Beach living room around midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances outside the entrance to Hugh Taylor Birch State Recreation Area weeping.
A space alien from another world may occasionally be perceived rummaging around in garbage cans on a Boynton Beach road.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object was
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made out in Big Cypress National Preserve at the park headquarters attempting to utter something.
A person with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes showed up on a Boynton Beach road around midnight. This precise phantom has been made out often in this zone. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local
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who used to have a house here in Boynton Beach. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's sure a scary ghost that you do not want to come across late at night.
A huge iguana was witnessed suspended in the air like a cloud in Boynton Beach.
Snow White was perceived in an autopart store in the Boynton Beach neighborhood.
A colossal porcupine has regularly been perceived trying on socks in a Boynton Beach flat.
Plato is repeatedly spotted poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Boynton Beach.
An alien traveler from the cosmos has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances performing a tune on a flute in a Boynton Beach trailer.
A lady with a knife in her head can repeatedly be witnessed in a mirror in a Boynton Beach residence; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
A space invader from outer space has every now and then been noticed in an apartment outside Boynton Beach.
An extremely large donkey is every now and then seen looking for a shoe next to a
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parked Buick in a Boynton Beach parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Boynton Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Boynton Beach
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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