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These are some lies we made up about Bowling Green.
A massive sheep has regularly been observed searching through trash container on a Bowling Green street.
A massive quagga is frequently noticed in Paynes Creek Historic State Park at the stroke of midnight concealing a corpse by a sizeable rock.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions on a Bowling Green avenue at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a coal-miner may repeatedly be made out late in the night creeping out of Hammock Pond covered in dirty water. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic elephant has now and then been observed hanging in the air like a cloud in Bowling Green.
An extraterrestrial is every so often noticed hurling bricks up on the pinnacle of Sand Mountain.
A woman with a semi translucent body has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions piling bricks by Bowlegs Creek.
An alien
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voyager from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be seen looking at a guy sleeping in a bed in a home in Bowling Green.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter was observed trying to locate a box in Highlands Hammock State Park right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a sheriff uniform came into sight trying on clothes
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in a Bowling Green building. The bystander ran off after he set eyes on the spirit.
An extremely large bear was observed nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Bowling Green.
An enormous rhinoceros appeared performing a song on an accordion in a Bowling Green home.
An alien from another planet was spotted in a mirror in a Bowling Green apartment; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a big gray mustache was spotted in a house outside Bowling Green. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone else present. In any event, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that you do not want to encounter on a dark night.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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