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These are some lies we made up about Bonita Springs.
The ghost of a young-looking female covered in blood may often be observed in a Bonita Springs area hardware store, wandering the aisles. It's been alleged that this specific ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Bonita Springs in the past. In any event, this is a hostile phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest has now and then been observed by Leitner Creek shouting at the eye witness to disappear.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head is every so often noticed having a seat at a table in a Bonita Springs home flinging pebbles. If you talk to the locals, this spirit could be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Bonita Springs.
A half decayed human body may once in a while be seen walking through a building in Bonita Springs. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Bonita Springs resident.
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enormous ground hog has often been made out in Estero Bay Aquatic Preserve very late at night burying a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A female in flames, clutching a gas tank is often perceived marching through a mobile home near Bonita Springs.
A Pteranodon may repeatedly be noticed looking for a photo in Collier-Seminole State Park right
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by the park headquarters.
A massive panda can be witnessed repeatedly strolling through a Bonita Springs area churchyard.
A space invader from another planet has sometimes been spotted smoking a pipe alongside a deserted highway close to Bonita Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien is once in a while observed spending time in a derelict home in Bonita Springs.
A gigantic peccary is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Bonita Springs.
One of the three Little Pigs can from time to time be made out being carried by a low rider on a gloomy road near Bonita Springs.
A very large warthog was spotted in a Bonita Springs house.
The phantom of a farmer dressed in a worn straw hat came into view showing up in a restroom mirror. When the ghost was made out it faded away into the thin air. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be let alone.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space came into
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view seated on a bench in a residence close to Bonita Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonita Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Bonita Springs
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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