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These are some lies we made up about Bokeelia.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has every now and then been witnessed annihilating a photo under a streetlight in Bokeelia. A local woman claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Bokeelia before the present.
The phantom of a man wearing an armed forces uniform is once in a while spotted striding from house to house on a dark night on a Bokeelia residential street. One of the locals steadfastly declares that this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Bokeelia in the past.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions at Back Bay before dawn staring down into the water. A number of of the residents declare this spirit takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Bokeelia.
An alien may every so often be spotted hauling a body through some bushes in Matlacha Pass Aquatic
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Preserve before sunrise.
The alien commander of a UFO was distinguished attempting to dump a body in Big Dead Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A medieval armor with no person inside showed up searching for somebody mid stream in Gator Slough. Many sightings of this spirit have been described. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost
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that should be avoided.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head was made out holding a human cranium in a rubber raft on Thirsting Lake. Additional people in close proximity have had similar experiences involving an identical phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Bokeelia
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Ghost Sightings From Bokeelia
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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