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These are some lies we made up about Boca Raton.
A huge porcupine may frequently be spotted at Deerfield Locks before dawn taking pleasure in the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury can be witnessed very frequently traveling on a low rider on a shadowy highway near Boca Raton.
The ghost of a strapped up female has now and then been made out pulling a cadaver across the dirt in American Homes Park before sunrise. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Boca Raton before the present. One thing's for certain, it's undoubtedly a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space invader from space is every now and then spotted in a Boca Raton mobile home.
A huge woodchuck has been noticed on one or two instances staggering alongside a wild highway outside Boca Raton.
A massive leopard may now and then be witnessed emerging in a bedroom mirror.
A sphinx was distinguished
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in Hugh Taylor Birch State Recreation Area by the park headquarters reflecting.
A massive roebuck became visible at night sprinting after a passing Nissan on a shady road near Boca Raton.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun was made out shuffling orbs around at Big Cypress National Preserve. When made out the ghost came within reach
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of the eye witness who then fled. One of the locals decisively argues that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Boca Raton long ago.
A big scary ogre appeared in the backseat of a Buick by the driver seeing the phantom in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was perceived gardening in the front garden of a building in Boca Raton.
A space invader from Pluto has repeatedly been made out by a person camping at a campground in close proximity to Boca Raton.
A lady grasping her head beside her arm is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances taking a rest on a bench in a home in Boca Raton.
A huge gazelle can regularly be seen yelling at the viewer to stay away under a streetlight in Boca Raton.
The ghost of a youthful woman sporting a blood-splattered dress may be observed repeatedly walking from flat to flat late at night on a Boca Raton street. Several of those who live here argue this spirit
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likes scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Boca Raton. Well, this is an unpleasant spirit that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Boca Raton
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Ghost Sightings From Boca Raton
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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