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The ghost of a guy clad as a gardener has often been distinguished creeping out of Boca Grande Bayou covered in dirty water around midnight. Locals argue that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Boca Grande local.
An enormous koodoo is often made out taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home in Boca Grande.
A very large woodchuck is rumored to have been seen on many instances going out of control in Cape Haze-Gasparilla Sound Aquatic Preserve at night.
A space invader from another planet may frequently be noticed scooping out a cavity right by Cayo Costa State Park.
The ghost of a man sporting a police force outfit may be witnessed over and over again by Catfish Creek piling rocks. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Boca Grande
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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