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A space invader from deep space can be seen often peeping through home windows in Big Pine Key before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial has occasionally been witnessed down next to the water at Coupon Bight flickering a flash light.
An alien vacationer from another planet is once in a while perceived reflecting in Coupon Bight Aquatic Preserve late in the night.
A space man from the cosmos has purportedly been observed on many occasions going for a swim down at Long Beach around midnight.
Alexander the Great may occasionally be witnessed by The Grasses yelling names of people.
A woman with her head and both arms sliced off has regularly been made out watching TV in a Big Pine Key living room at night.
A space man is frequently spotted before dawn exploring Friend Key Bank in detail.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances on a Big Pine Key residential street at
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midnight.
A space man from planet Neptune can repeatedly be observed going berserk in Bahia Honda State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A space man from another planet can be witnessed very frequently hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Big Pine Key.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Pine Key
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Other untruthful towns near Big Pine Key, Florida:
Summerland Key, Florida, 6 miles away
Marathon, Florida, 22 miles away
Key West, Florida, 28 miles away
Long Key, Florida, 39 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Big Pine Key
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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