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These are some lies we made up about Beverly Hills.
A partially decomposed human corpse has from time to time been distinguished in a Beverly Hills highschool before dawn strolling the corridors. Several of the people who live in this town argue this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Beverly Hills person who lived here. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A massive leopard is from time to time observed in a mirror in a Beverly Hills house; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial has been distinguished on several instances in a trailer close to Beverly Hills.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may now and then be seen trying to locate a photo beside a parked Nissan in a Beverly Hills parking lot in the early morning hours.
A gigantic lizard has regularly been made out outside the entrance to Crystal River Archaeological State Park smoking a pipe.
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colossal marmoset is often noticed in a Beverly Hills area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
The spirit of a farmer in a hat is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions reading a newspaper in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Beverly Hills.
The phantom of a young air force pilot can repeatedly be witnessed pacing through
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a residence in Beverly Hills.
An martian voyager from deep space has from time to time been spotted being carried by a pony down a highway close to Beverly Hills.
A young girl wearing a bloody wedding gown is sometimes noticed striding through a building near Beverly Hills. It's been argued that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Beverly Hills before the present. Nonetheless, it's a frightening spirit that is better not disrupted.
A large bloodcurdling dragon has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances at a coin operated phone in Beverly Hills making a phone call.
An ET from Venus may occasionally be observed flickering a lantern beside a deserted highway outside Beverly Hills very late at night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was perceived standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Beverly Hills.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship materialized in a flat in Beverly Hills.
A massive budgerigar was
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distinguished in a Beverly Hills flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly Hills
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly Hills
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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