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These are some lies we made up about Belleview.
An alien voyager from deep space can frequently be distinguished in a flat close to Belleview.
A sasquatch may be noticed repeatedly seeking a map underneath a parked Nissan in a Belleview parking lot after midnight.
A man having a machete in his head has once in a while been observed in a row boat on Camellia Lake screaming at the watcher to go away.
An enormous mole is every so often perceived late at night crawling out of Marshall Swamp soaked in filth.
A big menacing ogre has been seen on numerous occasions beside the water at Lemon Point scooping out a crater.
A space alien from another planet may from time to time be witnessed in a Belleview area grocery store, marching the aisles.
A space invader was perceived swallowing blood from a bottle at midnight by a vending machine in Belleview.
The martian navigator of a UFO emerged relaxing at a table in a Belleview apartment looking for a map.
A guy's body
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having the head of an animal was perceived gulping motor oil in Dade Battlefield Memorial State Park at the ranger station. Numerous people close by have had similar experiences with a quite similar ghost. If you listen to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost might be a recognized past inhabitant of Belleview.
An extremely large goat
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emerged pacing through a home in Belleview.
An enormous otter was perceived mounted on a llama next to a road near Belleview.
A gigantic chamois has repeatedly been seen strolling through a mobile home in close proximity to Belleview.
A space invader from planet Mercury is frequently witnessed at a public phone in Belleview talking on the telephone.
A massive ox has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances holding a cranium by a desolate road near Belleview after midnight.
A womanly form can be noticed over and over again standing by a secluded highway next to Belleview. Anyway, it's a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
The Wizard of Oz is once in a while distinguished mounted on a bicycle on a shadowy road near Belleview.
A space alien from outer space has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in a house in Belleview.
The ghost of a man holding a sword may once in a while be spotted in a Belleview house. Residents here who have witnessed
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this ghost say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Belleview resident. In any case, it is certainly a menacing phantom that is better not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Belleview
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Ghost Sightings From Belleview
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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