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Belle Glade, Florida Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Belle Glade.
A gentleman's body having the head of a sheep has occasionally been perceived trying to find a shoe in McDonald Park at midnight.
Count Dracula is sometimes perceived on a Belle Glade street at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been made out on several instances down by the water at Pelican Bay smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can every so often be distinguished gazing at an old woman sleeping on the floor in a residence in Belle Glade.
A gigantic seal was spotted in a convenience store in the Belle Glade area.
A female character showed up scrambling out from a storm drain on a Belle Glade lane at the stroke of midnight. Shocked by the watchers the ghost faded away into the night. No matter what people articulate, it's a creepy ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
A sizeable frightening monster came into sight struggling to say something right by the
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entrance to Big Cypress National Preserve.
A gigantic tiger was distinguished nosing around in mailboxes at night in Belle Glade.
Christopher Columbus was made out playing a melody on a xylophone in a Belle Glade flat.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword has regularly been made out in a Belle Glade school in the early morning hours
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striding the corridors.
A gargantuan grizzly bear is frequently seen in a mirror in a Belle Glade building; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A Brachiosaurus has allegedly been seen on many occasions in an apartment right next door to Belle Glade.
The martian technician of a flying saucer can regularly be seen looking for a map beside a parked Jeep in a Belle Glade parking lot on a dark night.
A female with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets can be noticed frequently in a Belle Glade area supermarket, marching the aisles. Folks argue that this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long gone Belle Glade resident.
A space alien from planet Venus has every now and then been witnessed piling pebbles on a dark night by a vending machine in Belle Glade.
A colossal panda is sometimes seen staggering through a building in Belle Glade.
A space invader from the cosmos has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances staggering through a mobile home close to Belle Glade.
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alien has regularly been noticed at a coin operated phone in Belle Glade talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Glade
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Glade
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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