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The phantom of a young girl was noticed struggling up from a storm drain on a Bell residential road before dawn. This spirit is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this precise spirit. If you talk to the residents, this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who have the nerve to upset the peace in Bell.
A large frightening monster was perceived poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Bell.
The spirit of a lady with half her head gone has repeatedly been witnessed in a Bell school on a dark night marching the corridors. According to what the local residents argue, this spirit takes pleasure in startling people who come seeking spirits in Bell.
The martian crew member of a UFO is repeatedly spotted in a mirror in a Bell house; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A very large bunny has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions glugging down gasoline in Devil's Millhopper
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State Park at the park headquarters.
A form with a skeleton face sporting murky robes may repeatedly be distinguished in a residence in the neighborhood of Bell.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy can be made out often in a Bell area grocery store, marching the aisles.
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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