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These are some lies we made up about Bascom.
A cyclop is regularly observed in Still Pond before sunrise struggling to dump a dead body.
A lady having an axe in her head has purportedly been perceived on a small number of instances shouting at the onlooker to stay away in Chattahoochee State Park at night.
A wandering ghost can frequently be made out going crazy in Chattahoochee State Park quite near the park headquarters. In any case, this is a hostile spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A giant mink can be witnessed often flinging boulders in Irwin Mill Creek.
An enormous beaver has from time to time been made out burrowing a crack on the shore of Boggy Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Bascom
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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