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These are some lies we made up about Bartow.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is known to have been seen on a few instances strolling in the middle of a deserted road in the vicinity of Bartow.
An alien from outer space can regularly be witnessed on the water's edge of Lake Beulah thinking.
An extraterrestrial can be distinguished frequently pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Barber Branch around midnight.
A giant canary has occasionally been noticed seated on the floor in a mobile home right next door to Bartow.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady is occasionally noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise pursuing a passing car on a murky highway close to Bartow.
The ghost of a man with words cut into his nose can from time to time be perceived screaming at the witness to stay away by Sixmile Creek.
A Tyrannosaurus was noticed raking leaves in the front yard of a residence in Bartow.
The ghost of a severely mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain
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lion emerged by Highlands Hammock State Park mounding boulders. Additional stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
The ghost of a youthful female with a cord around her neck was distinguished sitting in a chair in a flat in Bartow. Further folks close by have had matching events with an almost identical ghost. Residents argue that this phantom
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is the struggling soul of a long departed Bartow resident.
An enormously bloodcurdling ghost appeared downing blood from a beaker under a streetlamp in Bartow. This phantom is very active in this neighborhood; there have been several additional reports of this particular phantom.
The phantom of an old prospector with a big mustache and a wooden leg was distinguished marching from apartment to apartment at the stroke of midnight on a Bartow residential road. This is one of those phantoms that is witnessed repeatedly close by. A local resident claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Bartow some time ago.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was made out searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Bartow apartment at midnight.
A space man from planet Mercury has frequently been perceived relaxing at a coffee table in a Bartow house.
A gargantuan zebu is often witnessed gazing at folks in a Bartow flat through a window.
An extraterrestrial from
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space may repeatedly be distinguished in a desolate location near Bartow.
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Ghost Sightings From Bartow
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Ghost Sightings From Bartow
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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