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An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet may be distinguished very frequently at night hurrying after a passing Jeep on a murky road near Baker.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her heart has sometimes been witnessed studying Deer Head in detail in the early morning hours. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Baker many years ago.
An enormous marten is once in a while observed pulling up weeds in the side garden of a trailer in Baker.
An ET from the Moon is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances in Twin Hills Park very late at night hauling a cadaver over the grass.
The ghost of a chained up female may occasionally be witnessed sitting in a chair in an apartment in Baker. One of the residents definitely declares that this ghost enjoys startling foolish folks who have the nerve to disrupt the silence in Baker.
An ET from deep space has
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regularly been seen after midnight leading a piloted tour of Tucker Bluff to a company of ghosts.
An alien is regularly seen looking terrifying mid stream in Baggett Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Baker
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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