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An extremely large gorilla can be perceived frequently standing by a desolate highway outside Babson Park.
A soldier's outfit striding around without a body in it has from time to time been noticed being carried by a moped on a dark road in the neighborhood of Babson Park.
A colossal guinea pig has been witnessed on a small number of instances in a residence in Babson Park.
The phantom of a civil war combatant can occasionally be noticed in a canoe on Lake Altamaha crying. A lot of local residents assert this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Babson Park. In any event, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has often been seen in a Babson Park mobile home.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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