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These are some lies we made up about Avon Park.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has once in a while been noticed peeking through flat windows in Avon Park on a dark night. It has been argued that this individual ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the quiet in Avon Park.
Archimedes is now and then made out browsing through garbage cans on an Avon Park lane.
A gargantuan raccoon is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances on an Avon Park road on a dark night.
A space alien from another world may every so often be made out talking into the thin air on the water's edge of Lake Arcola.
The phantom of an aircraft pilot has regularly been noticed drifting by on Grassy Creek before sunrise.
The frightening phantom of a Hun is regularly perceived right by the entrance to Highlands Hammock State Park sniveling.
A man that transformed into a vampire has been perceived on many instances hovering in the air like
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a balloon in Avon Park.
Bigfoot may be distinguished very frequently in a supermarket in the Avon Park neighborhood.
A gigantic mongoose has occasionally been witnessed trying on socks in an Avon Park building.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is every so often perceived poking around in mailboxes late at night
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in Avon Park.
A glowing human form can from time to time be noticed in an Avon Park secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the hallways. According to the residents, this spirit enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who come looking for spirits in Avon Park.
The phantom of a youthful guy in a winter coat was perceived in a trailer in the vicinity of Avon Park. This exact ghost has been witnessed often in this zone.
A space alien from planet Pluto came into view in an Avon Park area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
A space invader from outer space was observed taking a rest at the dining table in an Avon Park building staring furiously at the observer.
A space alien emerged pacing through a mobile home in Avon Park.
The alien navigator of a UFO was spotted being carried by a llama along a highway in the vicinity of Avon Park.
A headless man was distinguished wandering through a mobile home next to Avon Park. There have been numerous reports involving this ghost in the vicinity. Well,
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it's a chilling ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon Park
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Ghost Sightings From Avon Park
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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