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These are some lies we made up about Auburndale.
A sizeable frightening monster is from time to time seen staying in an abandoned mansion in Auburndale.
A female clutching her head underneath her arm has been seen on many occasions trying to find a book by Lake Mattie Marsh.
The ghost of a young-looking woman dressed in a bloody wedding gown can occasionally be noticed being carried by a low rider on a shady highway near Auburndale. In any case, it indisputably is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extremely large muskrat is often distinguished tossing boulders into Lake Agnes in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte has been distinguished on one or two occasions in an Auburndale home.
An extremely large guanaco can regularly be made out walking by a deserted road near Auburndale.
A Tyrannosaurus may be witnessed very often in Combee Park before dawn clutching a cranium.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has now
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and then been distinguished emerging in a closet mirror.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship is occasionally distinguished in Hillsborough River State Park quite near the park headquarters trying to say something.
A headless female is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances relaxing on a stool in a mobile home
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in the vicinity of Auburndale. No matter what people utter, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
An ET from Pluto may sometimes be observed in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young girl was made out by a man canoeing in a river outside Auburndale. When witnessed the spirit approached the watcher who then escaped.
An alien from another world came into view having a seat on the floor in a building in Auburndale.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft was spotted facing the witness beneath a streetlight in Auburndale.
A gigantic wolverine was made out going through the closet in the bedroom of an Auburndale trailer at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous impala has repeatedly been witnessed staring at people in an Auburndale home through a window.
A space man from Pluto is often witnessed in a wild location near Auburndale.
A figure with a skeleton face
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dressed in gloomy robes has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions sending a postcard at an Auburndale post office. One of the people who live here strongly argues that this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Auburndale local. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburndale
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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