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A space invader from the cosmos showed up looking at folks in an Atlantic Beach house through a peephole.
A somewhat translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a ship was witnessed in a secluded location in close proximity to Atlantic Beach. Being frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost faded away into the dark. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
A gigantic mongoose was noticed trying to flag down cars next to a dark highway near Atlantic Beach.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has regularly been observed guzzling unleaded from a pump at a gas station in Atlantic Beach.
A sizeable creepy ghost is frequently noticed conversing into the thin air as if someone in addition was near.
The ghost of a tied up man is known to have been observed on several instances looking through apartment windows in Atlantic Beach before dawn. Regardless of what, it's a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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