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These are some lies we made up about Astor.
An alien traveler from the cosmos may be seen very frequently staring at the sight from the apex of Shell Mound late in the night.
A gentleman with the head of a beast has once in a while been distinguished searching through garbage container on an Astor lane.
A space man from Jupiter is sometimes witnessed examining Volusia Bar in detail at midnight.
A lady alight, grasping a gas container may from time to time be spotted late in the night admiring Bowers Bluff. If you listen to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Astor some decades ago. Any which way, it is certainly a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
An alien from another galaxy has regularly been perceived in Alexander Springs Recreation Area late in the night gulping root beer.
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Ghost Sightings From Astor
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Ghost Sightings From Astor
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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