Astatula

 
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A gentleman lacking a head can now and then be seen on a dark night sprinting after a passing Dodge on a dark highway right next door to Astatula. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.

Socrates has repeatedly been distinguished at Lake Apopka Lock and Dam at midnight looking at the scenery.
    
An exceptionally bloodcurdling spirit is repeatedly perceived slurping water from Bear Spring on a dark night. According to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost is the undead soul of an old Astatula local resident. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it certainly is a scary ghost that should be kept away from.

A space invader from Jupiter has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions holding a human cranium up on Sugarloaf Mountain.

A gargantuan orangutan may repeatedly be observed pulling up weeds in the garden of an apartment in Astatula.

 

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