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An ET from the cosmos may repeatedly be made out relaxing at the dining table in an Aripeka home.
A colossal budgerigar has once in a while been observed in a deserted spot near Aripeka.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is sometimes spotted dispatching a container at an Aripeka post office. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of a guy having names carved into his forehead has been spotted on a few instances at Hernando Beach screaming. Several people assert this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Aripeka before the present. Anyhow, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter pulling a dead moose can occasionally be made out down next to the water at Cedar Island staring. It's been said that this individual ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Aripeka a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Aripeka
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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