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These are some lies we made up about Argyle.
An enormous lamb may be noticed time and again going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Argyle trailer before dawn.
The spirit of a lady having half her head not there has every now and then been observed gazing at people in an Argyle building through an air vent. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom is the tormented soul of a former Argyle local. Well, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that should be let alone.
A space man from planet Pluto is now and then witnessed by Anderson Mill Creek scaring people.
A space man from deep space may once in a while be noticed bass fishing from the water's edge of Juniper Lake very late at night.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes has regularly been observed appearing chilling by Drake Bay. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Argyle before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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