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These are some lies we made up about Archer.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has repeatedly been observed flying across Grass Prairie in the early morning hours.
A gigantic dromedary is frequently noticed mailing a postcard at an Archer post office.
A gargantuan ferret is known to have been observed on one or two occasions guzzling fuel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Archer.
The Loch Ness Monster may regularly be noticed chatting into the night as if someone besides was present.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her heart may be spotted frequently walking a Pit Bull at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Archer road. One of the folks who live here steadfastly claims that this ghost is the undead soul of a former Archer local resident. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be kept away from.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has occasionally been seen in Crystal River Archaeological State Park near the ranger station looking.
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woman having the head of a beast is every now and then seen looking through apartment windows in Archer late at night. Several of the folks here argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Archer some time ago.
A giant fox has been witnessed on one or two occasions watching television in an Archer living
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room at midnight.
A lady gripping her head by her arm can once in a while be witnessed searching through garbage cans on an Archer lane. It's been argued that this precise ghost is that of a local who existed here in Archer in the past. In any event, it sure is a menacing ghost that you do not want to come across at night.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was seen on an Archer residential road very late at night.
The ghost of a young lady wearing a blood-covered prom dress came into sight floating in the air like a helium balloon in Archer. There have been many tales involving this ghost in the area.
A space alien from another solar system was observed in a restaurant in the Archer neighborhood.
The spirit of a ten foot tall massive guy showed up trying on socks in an Archer house. Additional sightings of this spirit have been conveyed.
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Ghost Sightings From Archer
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Ghost Sightings From Archer
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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