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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
A colossal rhinoceros has been spotted on many occasions in a mirror in an Arcadia building; the spirit was exclusively visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a severely burned woman can be spotted very often in a mobile home near Arcadia.
A massive bunny has occasionally been witnessed trying to locate a map next to a parked Chrysler in an Arcadia parking lot before sunrise.
A very large tapir is every so often seen in an Arcadia area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A space invader has allegedly been perceived on a small number of instances trying to utter something after midnight on a sidewalk in Arcadia.
The ghost of the driver of a train can now and then be witnessed floating along Hampton Branch before sunrise. According to the residents, this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in Arcadia some decades ago.
An enormous ground hog has often been seen near the entrance to Highlands Hammock State Park startling folks.
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ghost of an awfully mangled hunter dragging a dead moose is repeatedly distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in an Arcadia house calling names of people. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost enjoys scaring unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Arcadia.
A huge hartebeest has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of
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occasions traveling on a mare next to a highway close to Arcadia.
A woman devoid of a head can repeatedly be witnessed walking through a flat near Arcadia.
An martian explorer from outer space may be observed over and over again pacing through an Arcadia vicinity graveyard.
A massive chimpanzee is every now and then observed going mad next to a deserted road close to Arcadia before dawn.
A mermaid may every now and then be distinguished standing by a desolate highway next to Arcadia.
A space invader from planet Saturn was made out in an apartment in Arcadia.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a line around her neck was distinguished in an Arcadia mobile home. The spirit was ingested by the thin air after being distinguished.
An ET from the cosmos was made out strolling in the middle of a deserted road near Arcadia.
A guy with no head was made out taking a rest on a bench in a house outside Arcadia. Being frightened by the witnesses the phantom fled into the dark.
A very creepy
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phantom has repeatedly been perceived in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night. Locals here who have observed this ghost argue this ghost may very well be a famous old days inhabitant of Arcadia. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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